Sunday, June 21, 2009

Stop all the news in the world! BITCH reaches TWENTY FIVE FUCKIN' THOUSAND HITS!

Really?

This blog hardly seems worth it. But hey, who is BITCH to judge the losers who are into her? Some other shit might be going on in the world right now. In more pressing news, BITCH can't find a copy of Rolling Stone Magazine (with her most beloved cosmic homo Adam Lambert on the cover) anywhere in London. And they call themselves an "international city!" They should feel so blessed. It's the first good reason she's had to read Rolling Stone since she was 14 years old. Because, really, how many more times can you read that The Bends is the greatest album of all time? Also, Obama was elected already, so get back to the fuckin' music news.

Pay attention to how funny Jonny Greenwood's ass looks in pleated girl jeans ca. 1996.

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