How exciting! A new Google Alert in BITCH's inbox-- exciting that is, until BITCH opened it.
"Events Calendar - Free Screening of 2008 DWIFF Winners (of which BITCH is one) By Wayne State University http://www.events.wayne.edu/"
Whooooo-fucking-hoooo!!! BITCH is sure people are getting trampled over to go to this.
A Further, semi-curious click on the link reveals...
"The Detroit Windsor International Film Festival and WSU present a free screening of DWIFF's 2008 winning films. The featured films are:
Detroit: Not for Wimps, directed by Leigh Richert
Bitch, directed by Lilah Vandenburgh..."
Et cetera. Notice they spelt BITCH in title case-- 'cuz they're retards.
There's more, but really, who cares. All you need to know is--
It's a BITCH screening for something she won way back in 2008. It's free (yay!), and it's playing at fucking 5221 Gullen Mall, which BITCH prays to God is an actual Mall, but knows in her rotten artichoke is just some lame ass student union.
To any kid in the area, please go. Preferably hopped up on "soda pie." BITCH is waiting.
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